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Ang Alamat ng Most Undesirable Guy on Earth - Last Full Week of May 2016 (Another Price Hike)

May 21, 2016...

[Games]

tapos na sa Game Guide..
ang title...?

Paano Maglaro ng Clash Royale nang Hindi Gumagastos ng Dolyares... XD

here's a link to that guide: Clash Royale Game Guide

feeling , give me some thousand hits gaya nung last game guide natin...

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May 22, 2016...

kaiba naman nung thick sa mataba...

feeling , bawal kumilos hangga't hindi pa normal...

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naalala ko noong nasa college pa ako..
i needed a 4 year course noong lumipat na ako ng university, para makatipid naman ako sa oras (hindi gaya noong nasa Diliman pa ako at nabababad sa traffic araw-araw)..
so naisip ko na baka Computer Science ang bagay sa akin na kurso since mahilig na rin naman ako noong mga panahon na yun sa computer...

ang challenge..?
nag-take ako ng Computer Science kahit na wala naman akong computer sa bahay..
palagi lang akong rumerenta noon sa mga computer shop para maglaro ng Ragnarok Online..
for my first 2 years sa kursong yun, ipinasa ko lahat ng computer-related subjects ko nang hindi masyadong umaasa sa physical na computer (dos (2) ang pinakamababa kong grade sa major subjects ko at dahil lang yun sa hindi ko pa nakukuha yung tiwala ng instructor ko - as in tiwala na ako lang mismo ang gumagawa ng mga programs ko)...

naalala ko kung paano ko ginagamit lahat ng vacant time ko para sa programming..
wala akong gamit na computer noon..
isinusulat ko lang yung mga programs ko sa scratch paper..
tapos sa sarili kong utak inira-run yung program for checking..
para kapag oras na ng klase eh ita-type ko na lang yung codes sa computer at ie-edit para maging pulido yung pag-function nung program..
and it actually worked for me...

isa sa pinaka-challenging kong nagawang program noong time na wala pa akong sariling computer eh yung panggawa ng iba't ibang size ng Magic Square (size of the monitor is the limit)..
nag-start ako na i-analyze kung paano ba gumawa ng 3 x 3 nun, hanggang sa ginawa ko ng flexible yung buong program..
lahat ng yun eh in-imagine ko lang sa utak ko..
magsisimula yung program sa pamamagitan ng pagtatanong ng valid desired size nung Magic Square..
tapos kapag tama yung requested input, eh idi-display na nung program yung box na may kanya-kanyang slot for every number na pupuno dun sa Magic Square (better visual presentation lang yung purpose nung box)..
after that, isa-isang ilalagay nung program yung mga numbers sa Magic Square (starting from 1 up to the last number na kailangan to fill up all the slots), this way makikita ng user kung paano ba ang tamang paggawa sa Magic Square..
at ang last part, iko-compute nung program lahat ng rows at columns pati ang dalawang optimum diagonal nung box, at idi-display ang common sum ng mga ito...

noong makita ng pinaka-bigatin kong naging instructor yung program ko na yun, saka ko lang nakuha yung tiwala niya..
na hindi ako kagaya ng iba na nangunguha lang ng codes sa internet..
at simula noon, puros nasa uno (1) na ang ibinibigay niyang grade sa akin sa programming subjects...

pagdating ng 3rd Year ko sa college..
imposible nang maitawid ko yun nang hindi ako gumagamit ng computer..
database manipulation at interconnected computers eh ilan sa mga bagay na hindi na basta-basta maidadaan sa purong pag-i-imagine lang..
kailangan na ng physical na mga gamit..
at tinulungan naman ako ng mga biological brothers ko na bumili ng isang mamahaling unit (mamahalin, not necessarily efficient)..
tang ina! nasa Php 30,000 rin yung low specs unit na yun..
siya si Unit 01...

ang first major project ko with Unit 01 eh isang group project - computerized registration system para sa campus na gumagamit lang ng Local Area Network (wala munang internet)..
mag-isa kong binuo yung buong program, lahat ng kagrupo ko eh minor roles lang yung ginampanan (halos research, encoding, at pagpapa-print lang), ako pa rin ang nagsulat ng lahat para sa documentation..
pero bago yung mismong araw ng defense namin, bumigay kaagad si Unit 01 a few weeks lang after namin siyang bilhin..
magaling na talagang makialam ang FATE noon pa man..
mabuti na lang kako at power supply lang yung nasira, at nailipat ko pa yung program at iba pang kailangan ko for our defense sa flash drive..
at ayun nga, naitawid ko naman yung defense kasama ang mga kagrupo ko nang maayos..
the next thing i know is pinagpe-present na ako ng instructor ko sa harap ng registrar ng campus, baka daw maisipan nilang gamitin yung program ko para sa enrollment system ng university...

then after a year..
noon na biglang nagsimulang magbagsakan ang presyo ng mga computer and related gadgets..
nagsimula na ring mas magtaasan ang mga specs ng mga ito..
yung Php 1,750 na 1 GB flash drive ko eh naging tig-Php 500 na lang..
tapos yung mga bagong computers eh nagsitaasan ang specs..
kaya ayun, madali rin akong napag-iwanan ulit ng technology sa loob lamang ng maiksing panahon..
pero nagawa ko pa rin namang tapusin ang kurso ko sa kabila ng mga yun...

ewan ko ba sa FATE..
parati niya akong itinataon na wrong timing..
gustung-gusto niya na may pinagsisisihan ako parati..
tapos everytime na kailangan ko ang computer at internet, eh parati na lang yung masisira on the spot..
ganun din sa ibang bagay, parang kailangan parati na may mangyari na hindi maganda para hindi na ako makapanlaban...

at dahil dun..
kahit na gustung-gusto kong mag-invest sa isang mas mamahalin at mas matalinong Unit para makapag-aral na ako ng 3D graphics at nang maisalin ko na sa digital lahat ng manga ko, eh hindi ko kayang sumugal..
hindi ako pwedeng basta-basta na lang mag-invest sa mga bagay na nasisira rin naman..
kaya lang yung gawin ng mga mapeperang tao..
kaya kahit na willing naman ang mga biological brothers ko at ang iba kong kamag-anak sa mother side, eh hindi ko magawang tanggapin yung alok nila..
hindi naman masama ang utang na loob - pero kung tatadtarin rin naman yun ng bad luck dahil sa FATE eh masasayang lang ang effort ng ibang tao para sa'yo... :(

feeling , those were the days...

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sobrang baba ng tsansa na magkatotoo ang totoong plano ko sa buhay..
hindi gaya ng sa karamihan, pabaliktad ang kailangan kong maging approach...

1) kailangan ko munang maging mayaman (kaya nga surang-sura ako na hindi ako nanggaling sa may kayang pamilya man lamang eh), para may pantustos ako sa buhay habang gumagawa pa lang ako
2) mag-solo na sa buhay, for privacy
3) magtrabaho bilang isang 3D manipulator at isang manga artist (yung 3D para sa mabilisan at yung line art para sa matagalan)
4) at yun, i'll live happily hangga't may pera pa ako at wala pang pumapatay sa akin

yun lang talaga ang gusto kong gawin sa buhay ko..

ito yung pinaka-basic na plano ko...

feeling , maganda sana yung plano eh, kaso simula pa lang nang ipanganak ako eh sablay na kaagad...

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[Public Interest]

eh paano na..?
wawasakin na ang Simbahang Katoliko..?
puta na ulit ang ina ng Pope..?
kailangan na ba ng mga Pilipino na mag-convert sa Kingdom of Jesus Christ (o sa INC)..?
para ano, para sa mga regalo (na tinatanggap sa kabila ng pagiging government official) na hindi na kailangang i-declare sa SALN...?

bago kayo magsalita nang tapos..
tandaan nyo pa rin kung kanino DAW nanggaling lahat ng mga aral na yan..
totoong hindi realistic mag-isip ang mga taong simbahan..
pero ginagawa lang nila ang mga tungkulin nila sa abot ng kanilang makakaya...

tandaan nyo pa rin kung kanino kayo sumasamba...

feeling , kailangan na ng mga mokong na ito ng Egyptian-treatment...

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[Strange Dream]

wet dreams..
naalala ko lang yung topic...

siguro twice ko lang 'tong naranasan noong bata-bata pa ako..
at very memorable yung first time na naranasan ko yun..
siguro nasa early high school ako noon o summer vacation before high school...

dahil gawain na ng biological sperm donor ko (mula pagkabata ko) na manood ng porn sa bahay kahit na may mga tao sa paligid..
eh napanood ko tuloy yung isa sa mga R18+ movies na gusto kong mapanood noong nasa elementary pa lamang ako..
niyayaya pa nga niya noon yung panganay kong biological brother na sabayan siyang manood nun eh..
it was a 1996 film entitled Skyscraper, kung saan bida si Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith..
softcore lang siya..
eh pantasya ko pa naman yung busty na blondie na yun noong kabataan ko... <3

bago ko pa nadiskubre nang tuluyan ang mga nilalaman ng Playboy, kilala ko na noon sina Pamela Anderson (since Baywatch days) at Anna Nicole Smith dahil sa noontime show noon na 'Movies to Watch' yata yung title nun..
nakalimutan ko na kung saang channel ko yun napapanood..
basta palabas siya kung saan napi-feature yung mga now showing at coming soon na mga foreign movies..
at tuwing nauwi ako sa bahay ng biological Lola ko tuwing tanghali ay nanonood ako nun..
1996 yung film, so 10 years pa lang ako noon..
at kahit walang nude scenes sa mga trailer, eh pinangarap ko nga na mapanood yun...

siguro mga year 1999 to 2001 ko siya napanood..
siyempre, palihim kong pinanood yung VHS tape nang wala na akong kasama sa bahay..
at masaya naman ako dun sa quality nung material that time... ^_^

that afternoon (same day yata)..
napa-siesta ako (meaning hindi sinasadya) at napanaginipan ko yung buong movie..
paggising ko, nagtaka na lang ako na basa na ako sa bandang ibaba..
kinapa ko, at hindi lang pala basa, malagkit pa, at amoy chlorine na (LOL)..
so dumiretso ako sa banyo para i-check ang sarili ko..
at mukhang gumana nga talaga ang katawan ko nang kusa..
kaya naglinis na ako ng aking sarili at naglaba ng brief bago ako lumabas ng banyo...

it was a weird experience (para sa isang first timer)..
at ganun ko nga naranasan yung bagay na yun... XD

feeling , itapon sa digital space lahat ng mga alaala...

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May 23, 2016...

received a bad lead today..
tungkol sa price hike..
baka tuluyan na nitong madurog ang mga pangarap ko...

anyway..
we'll see...

feeling , ayawan na kapag tumaas pa yan...

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totoo nga..
tama yung intel..
nagtaas na naman sila..
plus 1,000 na ulit sa halos lahat...

grabe, nasa 3,000 na yung raise niya since late 2014... :(

feeling , tapos ang mga natitira kong goals...

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May 24, 2016...

nagkamali na naman ako ng desisyon kagabi..
i was asked kung anong mas magandang bilhin na printer..
(bumigay na kasi yung deskjet ko after 9 years)..
di-cartridge ba daw o continuous ink..?
eh bakit ba ako ang tinanong, eh pang-9 years ago pa yung mga kilala kong printer..?
so nag-text ako sa isang mabuting kaibigan for some suggestions...

kaso dahil atat na yung isa dun sa electronics shop, eh hindi na naghintay ng sagot..
sabi ko sa cartridge ako pamilyar, kaya ayun na yung binili niya para makauwi na rin siya..
Php 4,000 sa di-cartridge versus 7,000 sa continuous..
scanner, photo copier, printer...

ang good news..
magagamit ko yung scanner nun habang taga-dito pa sila sa lugar namin.. :)
pero yun eh kung matatapos ko yung inked hentai manga ko...

feeling , edi ibenta ang gamit na cartridges...

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sayang kanina sa supermart..
may crush kasi ako dun na parang supervisor yata siya..
thick ang body type niya, pero maputi at pretty face...

madalas parang nag-o-observe lang siya at yung isa pa niyang kasamang babae dun sa mga cashiers at baggers nila doon..
minsan nasa help center...

pero kanina..
hindi ako pumila doon sa favorite express counter ko kasi medyo mahaba na yung pila dun..
kaya doon ako pumila sa counter na 3rd mula sa favorite express counter ko..
tapos habang nasa pila na ako eh sinisilip ko kung nasaan siya (siya kasi ang pampakumpleto ng araw ko sa tuwing nasa grocery ako eh, at malayo sa babaeng aking gusto talaga ^_^ )..
at nagulat naman ako nang makita ko na siya pala yung nag-acting cashier sa favorite express counter ko..
siyempre, hindi na ako lumipat ng lane, kasi parang tanga naman kung lilipat ako mula sa maikling pila papunta sa mas mahaba...

sayang ih..
makakausap ko na sana siya sa pagtatanong ko kung magkano ang Ariel Doble..
tapos, makakadaupang-palad ko na sana siya sa pag-abot niya sa aking sukli eh... :D

FATE talaga 'o..
pati yung mga minor na pagdiskarte ko eh pinapakialaman... :(

feeling , seyeng nemen...

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[Public Interest]

iskwater..
10 ang anak..
tapos kasalanan ng simbahang katoliko kung asal kuneho sila...?

tsinupa ka ba ng mga pari noong nasa catholic school ka kaya galit na galit ka sa simbahan...??

hindi ako pro-human priest..
hindi rin ako pro-church..
pero sa tingin ko hindi tama na sila yung sisihin..
they do teach abstinence, pero dahil ikaw mismo eh makamundo (mahilig sa patay na foreigner, buking ka na) eh hindi ka naniniwala sa self-control...

yun ngang ibang mga may kaya sa buhay at mayayaman eh hindi nasimba eh..
sa tingin mo nag-aabala pang sumimba lahat ng iskwater para maimpluwensiyahan sila ng mga pangaral ng simbahan..?
sa tingin mo dahil sa aral ng simbahan na "humayo kayo at magpakarami" kaya sumasabog ang paglaki ng populasyon..?
i doubt na hindi mo alam ang salitang 'libog' + kawalan ng magandang desisyon sa buhay..
sa tingin mo kung sasabihin ng simbahan na huwag mag-asal kuneho ang mga tao eh makikinig silang lahat at susunod...?

mali ka na naman ng sinisisi, boy..
kagaya sa issue ng Chinese Empire, hindi ang agresibong China ang sinisisi mo kundi sariling kababayan mo.. :(
anong akala mo, aatras ang China kung wala kang armas, eh United Nations na nga ang binabastos nila eh...

magpatupad ka ng batas kung gusto mo..
buwagin mo ang mga maling batas kung gusto mo..
kaya nga may tinatawag na separation of the church and the state..
hindi ka basta-basta mapapakailaman ng simbahan..
pero yung maninisi ka ng institusyon in general, mag-isip ka naman - dahil may mga inosenteng kasapi rin naman yan...

hay.....
hindi na nga nakakapagtaka na ibinoto ka ng mga supporters mo..
one thing in common sa mga utak ninyo (not with all, pero sa karamihan sa na-obserbahan ko sa social media)? - puros kayo paninisi..
at general pa lagi ang approach ng paninisi ninyo... :(

feeling , sinusubukan nyo bang mag-recruit ng mga members para sa mga gusto mong sekta..? kapalit ng mamahaling mga materyal na bagay...?

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May 25, 2016...

nagsisimula nang umugong yung pagbabago na ginawa nila..
tingnan natin kung ano pang magiging development..
tingnan natin kung uubra yung ginawa nila for better survival...

feeling , we'll see...

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nag-send ako ng message sa kanya kagabi through Viber..
kakausapin ko sana siya regarding their latest move..
pero ayun, naka-isang late reply lang siya at hindi na ulit sumagot..
napapaisip tuloy ako kung sinong may hawak ng phone niya...

feeling , as usual.. business ang priority...

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tanghali na niya nabasa yung reply ko sa Viber..
she asked me to call her..
kaso 1 hour late ko naman nabasa yung reply niya.. :(
nabasa na niya yung last message ko for her..
pero no reply na siya...

feeling , sayang.. eh sa naka-silent yung smartphone eh...

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May 26, 2016...

done with the first week of weight lifting... :)

feeling , mga 3 months siguro...

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so i managed to call her last night before i slept..
sabi ko kasi may gusto akong itanong sa kanya about a different matter..
tapos kaagad niya akong pinatawag...

ayun, kinapalan ko na yung mukhang ko since interesado ako sa lovelife niya..
tinanong ko kung may espesyal ba siyang nararamdaman para dun sa poetic client niya..
ang sabi naman niya, wala lang yun..
na close rin lang sila..
at minsan nga may nagagawa sila para sa ibang kliyente dahil sa pagiging gentleman at dahil sa extra effort ng mga ito..
at gaya nga daw ng madalas niyang sagot sa akin, hindi niya kino-consider na makipagrelasyon sa isang kliyente..
dahil wala naman siyang mapapala sa ganun...

hindi rin daw yung lalaking yun yung naikuwento niya sa akin na crush niya noon...

napag-usapan na naman tuloy namin yung tungkol sa mga sulat ko sa kanya..
though hindi ko na siya tinanong kung ano bang iniisip niya about those...

tapos napag-usapan rin namin yung tungkol sa naging latest development nila..
at yun nga daw..
desisyon na ng mga kliyente kung kaya nilang mag-stick pa rin sa kanila o hahanap na lang ng iba...

that's 11:21 minutes of quality time... <3

feeling , wala lang, gusto ko lang malaman yung probability ng pagkakaroon niya ng boyfriend once na mag-retire na siya..

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[Arts]

nagulat ako kanina pagkakita ko sa notification nung public Facebook account ko..
nakita ko yung banner ng blog ko, yung colored Norse Braid na naka-share na dun sa group ng Montowers 2...

tapos may nag-comment pa..
mukhang draft daw nung isang character dun..
eh matagal ko na kayang nai-drawing yun, bago pa nagkaroon ng Montowers..
bale naka-base nga siya kung tutuusin dun sa isa ko pang character sa hentai manga universe ko...

here's a link to my Norse Braid Concept Art ...

feeling , hala! buti wala pa dun yung original colored version...

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May 27, 2016

so nag-PM ako sa kanila tungkol sa kung anong pananaw ng mga kliyente tungkol sa ginawa nila..
summarized review kung bakit dismayado at na-discourage ang mga ito..
baka lang kako mako-consider rin nila yung mga opinyon ng mga taong tumulong rin naman sa kanila...

 kaso hindi pa nila nababasa... :(

feeling , bakit na naman kaya...?

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[Gadget-Related]

lagot!
mukhang pahamak yung auto-synchronization nung Synology Cloud Station na yun ah..
mukhang mini-mirror backup yung buong drive ng computer maging e-mails (o Windows e-mail lang)...

feeling , patay tayo dyan...

---o0o---

May 28, 2016...

retired na daw si Burger... :(

feeling , bawas na naman...

Clash Royale Game Guide

 

Clash Royale
so here's an Android App which i have been playing recently..
it's a strategy game..
it is based on the game Clash of Clans (i believe it was created by the same developer - sorry i'm not doing my research regarding that)..
i never played Clash of Clans because i assumed that it has the same concept like that game called Backyard Monsters which was accessible through Facebook before..
i really don't like games where other players can ruin your town or base when you are NOT online because it will require the player to regularly check or upgrade or rebuild his base..
but Clash Royale offers a more relaxing game experience, especially since there are no base to guard..
rival players are both required to be online before they can engage in a battle..
and although there are time-based activities (like opening Chests, collecting Crowns, and Requesting/Donating Cards), you can pretty much play the game just anytime and anyway you want to...

and here's my Guide (plus some Tips) in playing Clash Royale... :)

Battle Page 
found at the center tab..
i believe this is the most commonly used page within the game since this is where most of the time-based activities and battles can be accessed..

• Arena - displays the current Arena where you can participate in battles (except for the Training Arena, the game program decides in which Arena you can participate based on your number of Trophies)
• Chest Slot - each player has a maximum number of four (4) Chest Slots where Treasure Chests which he obtains by winning battles are placed, the player can open each Chest instantly by using Gems or he can also choose to unlock them using Time (each type of Treasure Chest has different Unlock Time; the more rare it gets - the longer the waiting time), unfortunately unlocking of Chest using Time can ONLY be done one Chest at a time, once all Chest Slots are occupied you won't be able to receive a new Treasure Chest until a slot becomes vacant again

TIP 1 - if you do not wish to spend dollars for this game, then i suggest you just make use of the Unlock Time, NEVER use your Gems for unlocking Treasure Chests...

TIP 2 - since each type of Chest has different Unlock Time, i suggest you make a good schedule for opening each of your Chest (like open the 1 hour or 3 hour Chests during daytime, and just open the 8 hours or more Chests when you're about to sleep or if you want to take a break from the game)...

King Level
the blue sun-like icon in the image above tells a player's current King Level..
experience (EXP) points are needed to level up and it can be obtained by; upgrading Cards, accomplishing Achievements, and donating Cards..
each level up strengthens the King and his Towers, so it really is a must for every player to work on their EXP points...

Gold
the Gold coin is a key item used to purchase Cards and for performing Card upgrades..
maximum limit of Gold is 1,000,000...

Gems 
the green Gem is a key item used to purchase Treasure Chests, Gold, and for instantly opening Chests...

Trophies
it's a key item in the game used to determine in which Arena a player can participate in..
winning battles will reward you with Trophies, but losing battles will also cause you to lose some of your Trophies..
the higher the level of the Arena - the more rewards and the more rare the reward Cards will be...

TIP: make a good strategy before participating in battles, upgrade your Deck and wait for the right time if necessary...

Treasure Chests
the content depends on how rare the Chest is..
it always contains Gold coins and Cards, and sometimes Gems too..
the current Chest list are (arranged according to the image above, left-to-right and up-down):

• Wooden Chest
• Crown Chest
• Silver Chest
• Gold Chest
• Magical Chest
• Giant Chest
• Super Magical Chest

according to some sources, there's a fix order by which a player receives his Chest reward, and that cycle repeats once that player has already finished the preprogrammed pattern...

Free Chest
these are free Wooden Chest/s (based on the icon above, i believe a player can stock up to 2 at max), it has a waiting time of 4 hours per Chest...

Crown Chest
a free Chest which requires Crowns to open, it has a waiting time of 24 hours...

Crown Chest Requirements
once the Crown Chest quest is active, you will be asked to collect 10 Crowns..
you can earn Crowns by destroying Crown Towers during battle..
a player does not necessarily have to win a battle in order to fill the gauge (as shown above), he just needs to destroy as much Crown Towers as he can, and all those which he destroyed during the time of the quest will automatically be counted on the gauge until it becomes full..
destroying an opponent's King's Tower will automatically earn the player three (3) Crowns..
once full, the player can then open the Crown Chest to redeem his rewards, and he will have to wait for another 24 hours before the quest can be activated again...

Achievements
also accessible via the Battle Page, through a ribbon icon on the right then middle part of the screen..
here is a list of tasks which you can perform to earn some extra EXP points and Gems...

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Cards Page
this is where you can view your Card collection, form your Deck/s, and upgrade your Cards...

Cards
the basic battle instrument for this game..
there are (currently) 4 types of Card based on their rarity namely:

• Common - no outline
• Rare - with orange outline (as shown in the sample image)
• Epic - with the purple outline
• Legendary - i haven't seen one yet, but according to sample images it is a hexagonal-shaped card

Cards may be that of a character, a structure, or a skill..
the usual stats of a Card are the Hitpoints and the Damage (though not for all)..
other parameters depending on the characteristic/s of a Card are: Range, Targets, Lifetime, Count, Hit Speed, Speed, etc...

Average Elixir Cost
Elixir is like the energy needed to summon Card/s during battle..
another parameter which can be viewed in the Cards Page is the Deck's average Elixir cost..
it gives the player an idea about his Deck's Elixir consumption..
the lesser the value - the faster he can do the summoning, the higher the value - the more time he'll need to deploy his Cards...

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Clan Page
the page's content will ONLY be accessible for a player upon reaching King Level 3.. 
in here, you can Create your own Clan or Search an existing Clan for you to join, view Clan & Members information, do Friendly Battle, and the most important feature - Request and Donate Cards..
the Clan is an important feature of the game for leveling up, doing Card upgrades, and for players (if they don't want to spend dollars on this game) around the globe to interact and socialize (a system which encourages group effort)..

• Create Clan - creating a Clan costs 1,000 Gold
• Friendly Battle - if you want to test your Cards or Deck in actual 'fair' battle without sacrificing your precious Trophies, you can practice with your clan-mates using this Clan option
• Request/Donate Cards - helpful in stocking and upgrading each member's existing Cards

Request/Donate Cards
this is the very helpful purpose of the Clan Page..
for now, players are only allowed to request for Common and Rare Cards..
once used, the function will require 8 hours of waiting time before it can be used again..

• Request Cards - a player can use this function to ask his clan-mates to donate Card/s which he aims to stock and upgrade (NOTE: you can ONLY request for Cards which you have already unlocked)
• Donate Cards - the number of Cards which can be donated to a player depends on the rarity of the requested Card, a player can benefit from donating cards because he can earn EXP and Gold by doing so (as shown on the sample image above) and the amount of reward depends on the rarity of the Card being donated

LEVEL UP TIP - if you are using two or multiple android devices (each with unique Google account) or if you have a friend or clan-mate who is close to you..
you can help each other and use the Request Card function to gain easy EXP by continuously exchanging Rare Cards..
since you don't necessarily have to upgrade all the Cards in your collection (unless you have a lot of Gold), you can just continuously Request and Donate those Cards which you do not really need in battle..
in fact, you can just repeatedly use a single Rare Card for this trick...

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Shop Page
found in the leftmost tab..
here is where you can purchase Cards, Treasure Chests, Gems, and Golds..

• Gold - can be used to purchase Cards (there are only 3 available unique Cards in the Shop per day, and the list changes every 24 hours), and (also used for upgrading Cards)

• Gems - the most useful key item in the game, Gems can be used to purchase Treasure Chests, Gold, and (you can also use Gems to instantly Open Treasure Chest)

• Money (Real World Dollars) - well, if you have money to spend, then you can purchase Gems to make your Clash Royale gaming experience a lot more easier

TIP: if you do not plan to buy Gems using dollars, then i suggest you stock your Gems and just STRICTLY use them to buy Gold...

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Battle
again, this is accessible through the Battle Page..
two competing players need to be online in order to battle..
in actual battles, the player cannot choose his opponent, instead the game system chooses his rival based on the Trophies stats (to make it fair somehow)...

aside from the Cards which the player will have to summon in order to perform the attack against his opponent, he initially has 3 Towers in his side of the field..
these are called the Crown Towers; the King's Tower at the center and two (2) guard Towers located on both sides of the King's Tower.. 
each of this Tower has high Hitpoints and can attack enemies within their Range..
Crowns are earned for every Crown Tower you destroy, but destroying your rival's King's Tower will automatically give you three (3) Crowns (you can see the Crown counter on the right then middle side of the screen)..
the main objective of the battle is to destroy the King's Tower of the opponent (so you can automatically win the battle), or at least have the most number of Crowns...

for the Cards (refer to the bottom of the screen)..
a player can only choose among four (4) unique Cards at a given time (remember that each player has 8 Cards at max on his Deck)..
a fifth Card (the Next Card) is revealed on the left side of the Elixir Gauge, and it will automatically replace any Card which you decide to summon..
since all the displayed Cards are unique, considering that a player has 8 Cards on his Deck, then each of his remaining unused/undisplayed Card has a 20% chance of being the Next Card (Note that any Card which you summon has a chance of being the Next Card)..
as for the Elixir Gauge at the very bottom part of the screen, it periodically regenerates but ONLY has a maximum amount of 10...

in addition, the battle has a Timer (as shown in the top-right corner of the image above)..
the Timer is necessary to avoid prolonged battles..
and because of this, battles can have different outcomes:

• Sudden Death - this mode of the battle is activated when the initial time limit ends without a clear winner yet, an extension is given plus the Elixir regeneration rate is doubled in order to see who can really make an advantage
• Win - a winner is declared once a player completely destroys the King's Tower of his opponent, or whoever gets more Crown at the end of the battle, the winner gets his Trophies and Treasure Chest (if still applicable) and the loser loses some of his Trophies
• Draw - because of the Timer, there is a tendency that the battle will end up in a draw, no Trophies nor Treasure Chest is given away to players in case of a draw

i'm not really sure if there's a limit to the number of battles per day..
there's something written in the Arena's information which says (x20 per day), but i'm not sure what it refers to..
but for me, i only do battles whenever i have a vacant Chest Slot or whenever the Crown Chest quest is already active...

TIP: create a strategy based on your available Cards or Deck and NEVER let the Elixir Gauge stay full for a long time..
the proper positioning of units (who goes as the frontman and who provides support from behind), how fast they move, knowing their attack range (melee or ranged), knowing who they can target (ground units, air units, or just Towers), using the advantages of certain units over enemy units (who can beat who while only getting less or no damage at most), proper use of skills, etc., can be very helpful for a player's success in battle...


here's a direct link to the App via Google Play: Clash Royale


Disclaimer: i do not own any of the image featured in this particular blog post..
the power button of my tablet was once damaged due to Screenshot Apps, so i no longer make use of Screenshot App/s on all my Android devices..
all of the images here are products of random Google search, and i only edited some of them to fit my own presentation..
so the credit goes to whoever really owns them...


i guess that's all for now..
i hope this helps... :)

Cuties: Classic Adult Performers & MILFs

Content Warning:
the following blog entry contains words or terms which are not appropriate for minors..
do not read this particular blog entry if you are not yet of legal age...



Classic Favourites:
first is a list of some of my favourite 'classic' adult performers..
these are either retired from the industry, or very popular back then (in the early 2000)...

Vivian Schmitt (German)..
the best MILF from her generation..
i like her for being blonde..
her eyes are lovely..
she's got fake boobs, but i don't care..
she can perform well with heels on..
my favorite scenes of Vivian Schmitt are from: Gierige Lippen

Hannah Harper (British)..
she's one of the prettiest-looking legal blonde from her generation..
also young-looking..
her boobs are enhanced..
she's quite tall, standing about 5' 7", and with an athletic body type..
she can perform while wearing high heels..
and i especially like her for her facial emotions and moans during scenes..
my favorite scenes of Hannah Harper are from: Pimped by an Angel 4 and Princess Whore

Nikki Anderson (Hungarian)..
i believe she's a natural..
i specially like her for her side to side oral job (for multiple partners)..
plus she usually has a good taste for high heels..
my favorite scene of Nikki Anderson is from: Private - Italian Flair

Marta / Mercedes (a Latina, i assume)..
according to video records, she started as a 'natural', before she had her breasts upgrade..
she has a notable tattoo on top of her left breast (according to video records, she already has that when she was still 'natural')..
she has tongue piercing..
i like the way she smiles, and also for her very round boobies..
my favorite scene of her is from: Coast to Coast - Latin Street Hookers 2 (Scene 3)

Carmel Moore (Iranian-British)..
i like her name Nasrin..
though an Iranian, her facial feature (not the skin tone) looks more of a Black American or maybe a Latina (probably due to the eyes and the full lips)..
now i'm reminded why i instantly became a fan of Brook Ultra (because of their resemblance, and even their layered hair color)..
her boobs are enhanced..
i prefer her blonde look..
what i like about her is her good taste for high heels (the non-platform type), and she usually works while wearing those gorgeous shoes of her...

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MILF Division:
who has never fantasized about doing it with a MILF..
the meaning of the acronym itself tells how hot they are..
so here are some of my favorite MILF performers..
coincidentally, my list involves adult performers with enhanced busts...

Kendra Lust..
a certified MILF type..
i like the roundness of her boobs..
she has a curvy, toned, athletic physique..
and she's good in performing with her high heels on...

Lisa / Sasha / Jenny (Latina - Colombian)..
yes, she has used different aliases while inside the adult industry, but they're just first names so it's really hard to find information about her..
she worked in the adult industry for quite a short term..
i believe her breasts are natural (so she's an exception to my MILF list), and i think their one of the most perfect pair in the business..
i also think that she's one of the sexiest natural MILF in the industry..
there are 2 notable tattoos on her body; a dolphin on her right bikini-line, and a sun just above her butt..
she's not that energetic in terms of riding, but she can perform with heels on..
my favorite scene of Jenny is from: Reality Kings - Milf Hunter - Latin Lover

(an example of a perfect MILF body <3 )

Ariella Ferrera (Latina - Colombian)..
for me, she's like the Latin-equivalent of Kendra Lust..
a certified Latin MILF..
she has a sort of husky but very seductive voice which fits her MILFy character well..
she's got nice big boobs (though i'm not really a fan of dark colored nipples)..
she likes to maintain her bush...
so far, my favorite scene of Ariella is from: Reality Kings - Milf Hunter - Backyard Banging

Briana Banks (German-American)..
she's a veteran in the industry..
she used to have a slender body when she was younger, but eventually became thick as she matured some more..
she's known for her long legs, and stands 5' 10"..
and can also perform with her heels on...

Eva Notty..
i like her for her lovely 'smiling' face..
she's the thick type of MILF..
i like her for scenes wherein she uses her boobs to make some sausage sandwich...

Charlee Chase..
another blonde MILF..
she's on the more mature level (like the 40 or plus MILF category)..
she's curvy and stands about 5' 8"..
boobs are enhanced, but still good-looking..
what i like about her is that she gives the impression that it's really a mature MILF performing or teaching a younger partner in a scene, that's aside from the fact that she can perform with high heels on..
my favorite scene of Charlee Chase is from: Naughty America - My First Sex Teacher

Isis Love (American with French and Jamaican heritage)..
she's got a pair of nicely shaped boobs..
not that MILFy in terms of look, but i like her when she plays mom or stepmom roles...


Disclaimer: i do not own any of the photo featured in this particular post..
all images found in here are product of random Google Search..
and i just edited them (mostly the watermarks) to help minors avoid visiting such sites..
this particular post focuses on the adult performers themselves and not their specific works (videos)...

Cup Sizes and other data are from http://www.boobpedia.com ... :)

here are some related posts:
Cuties: Western Adult Industry Favourites
Cuties: Favourite Enhanced Adult Performers