Friday, September 25, 2015

Ang Alamat ng Most Undesirable Guy on Earth - Fourth Week of September 2015 (Hard Choice)

September 19, 2015...

I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) 2 - Tha Remix

Konvict, Konvict
Damn lil' mama, you thought Akon and T-Pain
Was the only ones n luv wit a stripper?
Forgot to mention Twister, Pimp C
Paul Wall, MJG and Too Short?
Know we had to remix this

She got the body of a goddess, everybody know that
Super-cute face and the booty so fat
I'm in the club dropping twenty-four stacks
Cuz I'm in love and that's a well known fact

Like, yeah she know what she doing
If a nigga chillin' with a stripper then he never go back home
She got eyes butter pecan brown can't leave it alone
Liking the way she break it down to the flo'
Need to get her over here show her where
It's about to go down right now
I'm n love wit a stripper

You wanna know where Twista be on fifty?
T-Pain invited me to Magic City
I'm about to have some fun 2001's
In these pocket all my e-fizzles with me

I like the way mama get up on the table
I like the way she pour the honey in her naval
I like it when she smack her fatty and open it up in front of me
I wanna touch it but I ain't able

The one leg she can shake at the top of the pole
Look at the laffy taffy when she pop and she roll
I wanna get her in the bed right after they close
When I do a video you get the popular role

In the V.I.P. they get a lil' lap dance
Come and grind on the willy of a black man
In my ear tellin' me the shit a nigga like to hear
While I nibble on ya nipple like Pac-Man

She freakin', she lickin', she rubbin'
Then she pulled my dick out and start suckin'
All because I be the Twista
Even though T-Pain told me shorty was a freak
I asked her can I take her home
Down right now

I'm n love wit a stripper
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I said
”I'm n love wit a stripper”
Gotta get her, I gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club

I'm n love wit a stripper
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I said
”I'm n love wit a stripper”
Gotta get her, I gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club
(I'm n love wit a stripper)

Young Pimp C
I'm a P I M P, trickin' ain't in my pedigree
It really ain't ‘bout no square love
It's strictly ‘cause she payin' me
She be wantin' to lay me, but I can't do too much of that
Cuz even though yo ass fat, freakin' off ain't where it's at

But I can show you how to get out there and get it
You love yo daddy, I know ya with it
That's why I got love for you
Cuz you get out there and do what it do

Workin' my piece and work the pole
Break the trick, you gotta pay to roll
Get the money, break 'em off
And we in the Benz and we scratchin' off

It was love at first sight
When I seen that ass shakin'
And ‘bout fifty dollars later
It was love in the makin'

Ya simply won my heart
When I saw the way ya work that pole
And when you bent over
Ya had my wallet in a chokehold

I saw you in your birthday suit
And baby it was fate
When you give me a lap dance
It's like we goin' on a date

But I feel like ya cheatin' on me
When I see ya dancin' with other guys
I'm runnin' low on ones
I can't lie, I'm in love baby

I'm n love wit a stripper
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I said
”I'm n love wit a stripper”
Gotta get her, I gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club

I'm n love wit a stripper
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I said
”I'm n love wit a stripper”
Gotta get her, I gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club
(Kels this is crazy)

I'm n love wit a stripper
I must be the first man
To ever fall in love wit a ass
Gonna go down on my knees
And ask that ass to marry me

That booty makes me forget about
Any chick I freaked with in my past
Cuz we got a lot in common
She's a stripper, I'm a freak

Made me want to grab it
I gotta a habit, I gotta have it
You can call me the man of steel
Cuz that ass is just like a magnet

Damn, you got me so in luv
Can't stay away from this club
Every time I find myself
Rollin' up on them dubs

I've been around da world
See booty all the time
I've neva seen a booty
So so pertay, so so fine

Weer, weer, weer, weer
Comin' down da pole
No secret why I'm here
Cuz girl you keep my donk on swollen

When it drop drop, when it pop pop
And when it hop hop
Baby the way you doin' that thang
Don't you stop stop

I want to stick it, wanna kiss it
If I could, I'd put
My whole damn head in it, cuz

I'm n love wit a stripper
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I said
”I'm n love wit a stripper”
Gotta get her, I gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club
I'm n love wit a stripper

I'm in love with a stripper
I need to get some stripper counselin'
Cuz I'm the first one in the front row
When they make a stripper announcement

I think I'm fallin' in love with the one with the most ass
Thin, lil' bitty waist I'ma go and buy this bitch a Volkswagen
MJG, pimp tight, no mo' tippin' stop the bill
If I come in here one mo' night I'm gon' need Dr. Phil
But I'm a G, I'll step back and tell them bitches outright
Ain't no way I can turn a stripper into a housewife

The last girl was pretty but she wasn't fine as you
She was sexy, but she couldn't do the thangs you do
She could dance but nothin' like the way you move
I used to want her until the day I saw you

I'm a grown ass man I thought I seen it all
Doin' all that on the pole and didn't even fall
And right then I knew exactly what it was
(What's that?)
I wanna fuck the baddest bitch in the club

I'm n love wit a stripper
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I said
”I'm n love wit a stripper”
Gotta get her, I gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club

I'm n love wit a stripper
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I said
”I'm n love wit a stripper”
Gotta get her, I gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club

I'm n love wit a stripper
feeling , 5:41 minutes of stripping - naman!
>
Jack & Coke sa merienda..
liyo na naman ako.. XD
grabe!
1 is to 16 na proportion ng Jack sa Coke..
tapos mahigit 1 month nang bukas yung Jack ko (sayang ang 1,200 eh)..
pero tinatamaan pa rin ako sa tikim...


sa tantsa ko..
mga isang baso na purong Jack at taob na kaagad ako... XD
feeling , next time yung ready mix na lang ang bilhin, or chocolates...
>
so ganito..
basically, the VIP discount privilege (supposedly for life) is just an illusion.. XD
isa siyang promotional strategy, to try to increase the number of clients by making them think na nakaka-avail nga sila ng discounts...

considering this data..
heto yung mga original na regular rate (and i'm assuming that these values are 'enough'):
- 4,000
- 4,500
- 5,000
- 6,000


if the rate would stay the same..
then saka lang magiging effective yung 10% discount..
but here's what's going to happen..
eventually, they will increase the rate para ma-counter o mabalewala rin yung discount...

heto yung magiging increase:
- from 4,000 to 4,500
- from 4,500 to 5,000
- from 5,000 to 6,000
- from 6,000 to 7,000

at ganito naman yung magiging epekto niya, as compared sa original rate:
- 4,500 - (10% equivalent to 450) = 4,050 discounted rate
- 5,000 - (10% equivalent to 500) = 4,500 discounted rate
- 6,000 - (10% equivalent to 600) = 5,400 discounted rate
- 7,000 - (10% equivalent to 700) = 6,300 discounted rate

here's the direct comparison ng original versus improved discounted rate:
- 4,000 vs 4,050
- 4,500 vs 4,500
- 5,000 vs 5,400
- 6,000 vs 6,300

as you can see..
maliban sa original rate na 4,500, lahat ng rate eh actually tataas pa nga..
so kahit na mag-take effect yung 10% discount for those rates, eh wala pa rin silang talo at para ngang nagbigay ka pa ng tip..
ang maganda pa..
while the new ones are tricked with the illusion, eh they'll have to pay the value of the improved rate habang sinusubukan nilang maging VIP..
so basically, mas lalaki lang talaga yung kita...

pretty clever...
feeling , 41 days left...
---o0o---


September 20, 2015...

done with my Stripper Playlist ^_^:

• I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) 2 - Tha Remix
• Earned It - Fifty Shades of Grey
• I'm N Luv (With a Stripper) - T-Pain
• R. Kelly - I'm A Flirt Remix ft. T.I., T-Pain
• Iggy Azalea - Black Widow ft. Rita Ora
• Donnalyn Bartolome - KakaiBabe 
• Destiny's Child - Cater 2 U
• Freak Me - Another Level
• Sweet - South Border feat. Jinky Vidal
• Destiny's Child - Soldier ft Lil Wayne
• Fifth Harmony - Worth It ft. Kid Ink
• Brandon Beal - Twerk It Like Miley
• Beyoncé - Check On It ft. Bun B, Slim Thug
• Blue - Bubblin
• Beyoncé - Naughty Girl
• Danity Kane - Show Stopper
• DJ Khaled ft Chris Brown – Take It to the Head (Explicit)
• Justin Timberlake - Señorita
• Nice & Slow - Usher
• Blue - Too Close
• Dagtang Lason - Nagmamahal Ako Ng Bakla

20 songs (technically 21)..
1 song with both original and remix version...
feeling , i'm a flirt...
>
natutukso ako..
parang gusto ko tuloy na hiramin na muna ulit yung pambayad ko sa substitute fund..
grabe sa daring..
nakakagigil eh...
feeling , 40 days left...
---o0o---


September 21, 2015...

[Medical Condition]

hindi ko na alam kung anong iisipin ko tungkol sa sarili ko..
everytime kasi na may ganitong nangyayari, i always feel like i'm being targeted by some divine curse..
pakiramdam ko na imposibleng coincidence lang ang lahat..
na ano - nag-all out sa akin lahat ng abnormalities na posibleng makuha ng mga tao...?

nandidiri na ako sa ginagamit kong vessel..
hindi ko na alam kung paano ko pa 'to ipe-present sa harap ng ibang tao..
ayoko mang aminin, pero yung mga abnormal growth sa katawan eh mahirap talagang ipaliwanag sa iba..
at madalas ilag ang mga tao sa mga bagay na hindi nila naiintindihan..
kahit na makatanggap pa sila ng scientific na paliwanag, eh hindi pa rin nila yun basta-basta matatanggap..
at hindi ko sila masisisi kung safety precaution yung primary concern nila...

bakit ako pa..?
bakit ako na financially challenged..?
hindi nyo ba naisip na kung sakaling mayayaman yung binigyan nyo ng ganitong kondisyon, eh malaki pa yung tsansa nilang maka-recover through surgical procedures..?
kaya bakit ako pa na walang-wala..?
bakit paulit-ulit na ako yung pinarurusahan nyo ng ganito..?
i've always hated you for bringing me into this damned world..
tapos uunti-untiin mo pa ako..?
anong balak nyo..?
hihintayin nyong kumalat yung virus sa buo kong katawan at pagtatawanan ako hanggang sa araw na mamatay na ako or kusa akong mag-suicide..?
how can you be so unfair..?
sa halip na ako ang pinagtutuunan mo ng atensyon, bakit hindi na lang yung mga kaawa-awang mga nilalang na biktima ng katangahan ng ibang tao..?
bakit hindi nyo na lang sila iligtas sa halip na nambubuwisit kayo sa akin...?

i already have an acrochordon..
and then you gave me these 2 types of pearly penile papules (2 types pa talaga yun ha :( )..
bukod pa sa matagal na akong may cyst sa inner right thigh ko..
bukod pa yung tagihawatin ako sa buong katawan ko..
tapos ngayon nilagyan mo na naman ako ng kung anong peste sa katawan ko..
hindi pa ba sapat yun..?
ano pa ang request nyo - ang magka-ketong pa ako...?

tanggap ko na naman na undesirable ako eh..
hindi na nga ako naasa na may makakatanggap pa sa akin..
nakikihiram na nga lang ako ng kaligayahan mula doon sa mga willing mag-share eh..
pero pati ba naman yun hahadlangan nyo pa..?
ano 'to - bawal na rin ako sa physical contact..?
how much more evil can you get..?
ano bang gusto nyo sa akin..?
mag-sorry pa ako dahil sa nabuhay ako..?
everytime na meron akong goal ganito ang ginagawa nyo...?

i want to beat down a god..
yung tipong pagkakita ko sa kanya basta ko na lang sya uupakan at didikdikin..
isubsob ko siya sa lupa para lang malaman nila na hindi ko gusto ang buhay na binigay nila sa akin...

andami ko pang natitira na goal, pero hindi ko na alam kung paano ko pa yun matatapos sa ganitong kalagayan ko..
should i still take the risk or not..?
hindi pa ako nakukumpleto..
pero ayoko namang makahawa ako ng iba, lalo na yung mga taong mahalaga na para sa akin.. :(
ang galing..
binalak nilang sirain talaga yung vessel ko bago ko pa makumpleto yung mga plano ko..
is this where i'm supposed to stop & just die...?

i might need some salicylic acid...

sa ngayon, wala akong masyadong gusto kundi parang maging tagline ng Freshman Masculine Wash - Isusubo Mo sa Bango!
feeling , gods are worthless...
>
September 17 when i informed Miss C na nabisita ko na yung new website nila na under construction pa, kahit na wala pa naman silang official announcement..
i did not expect a reply, kasi medyo kabisado ko na siya - everything is set at a professional level...

pero kanina (after 4 days), i don't know, i guess nagkataon na hindi siya busy..
she tried to call me by 12:37 NN..
& immediately texted me by 12:38 NN asking me to call her, after na hindi ko nasagot yung tawag niya..
she tried to call me again, pero siyempre hindi ko siya hinayaan..
and instead, ako yung tumawag sa kanya...


akala ko naman kung anong dahilan na at pinapatawag niya ako..
na-curios lang pala siya kung paanong nahanap ko kaagad yung website nila, despite the fact na wala pa naman siyang sinasabi sa akin tungkol dun..
(LOL, hacker na hacker na yung dating ko sa kanya eh).. XD
i just told her that i Google-d it to check whether it's already online or offline, after their Instagram update...

she also told me na miss na daw niya ako, & kailan ba daw ang sunod kong luwas sa Manila..
i didn't expect that she'd throw that 'pakagat' line sa akin.. XD
pero kahit na alam ko naman that she doesn't mean it, i must admit that it still sounded 'sweet'..
i guess masyado na akong tinatamaan ng loneliness at pagiging loveless ko, kaya naa-appreciate ko na rin yung mga ganung hirit...

mas na-miss ko tuloy siya after kong marinig ulit yung boses niya...

i want to see her again..
i want to be with her again..
kahit na alam kong wala akong kakayahan to keep her..
eh saan pa nga ba ako lulugar, eh kasal na siya..? :(
pero kung may gusto man akong matupad sa ngayon..
gusto ko lang na makaroon ulit ng pagkakataon para makita siya ulit..
haaay..
ang gastos ko kasi eh..
hindi ko mapakawalan yung goal ko na ma-meet rin yung mga interesanteng kaibigan niya...

and now..
dahil sa mga nangyayaring pagkasira sa katawan ko..
hindi ko na rin tuloy alam kung pwede ko pa nga ba siyang makita..
gusto ko siyang protektahan..
at ngayon, mukhang kailangan ko na rin siyang protektahan mula sa sarili ko...

yung babaeng pinakamalapit sa puso ko sa ngayon...
feeling , 39 days left...
---o0o---


September 22, 2015...

alam ko i haven't done my best yet..
there are things na kaya kong gawin..
and there are also things na gusto ko talagang gawin..
yung pagiging medyo idealistic ko led me sa pagpili ko ng mga bagay na para sa akin eh mae-enjoy ko talagang gawin..
pero lahat ng mga yun eh out of reach..
a lot of people asked me, kung bakit ba daw hindi muna ako mag-start mula sa mga bagay na kaya kong gawin, at yun ang gawin kong stepping stone para maabot yung mga bagay na gusto ko talagang gawin..
pero natatakot talaga akong sumugal..
kabisado ko ang sarili ko..
at alam ko na kapag kinulong ko na ang sarili ko sa isang routine, magiging parang robot na naman ako kagaya noong mga panahon na estudyante pa ako - sumusunod lang sa kung ano ang idinidikta sa akin, at wala naman talagang sariling desisyon..
oo, siguro nga mas naging financially stable sana ako sa ganung paraan compared sa kung ano ako ngayon..
pero alam ko kasi na mahihirapan akong umalis sa isang sistema, unless may mangyari talaga na hindi maganda...


siguro hindi ko lang talaga na-predict na wala rin naman palang magiging pagkakaiba kung ano man yung piliin kong landas dun sa dalawa..
kasi, parehas lang pala na hindi ko matutupad yung totoong mga pangarap ko...

pinili ko na lang sana yung landas na may pera, at walang kalayaan..
at doon na lang sana ako naghintay ng katapusan ko..
i'm almost 30 now..
hindi ko na-consider na hindi lang pala sa basic survival ko kakailanganin ng pera - masisira pala nang maaga ang katawan ko, at mukhang kakailanganin kong gumastos just to try to stay or pretend to be normal..
malay ko bang may presyo rin ang pagiging normal na lalaki..
hindi ko naman inasahan na ganun ka-badtrip sa akin yung mga rulers ng walang kuwentang universe na 'to eh..
hinayaan na nga nila akong mabuhay sa kahirapan..
tapos tinadtad pa nila ako ng mga kapintasan sa pinagamit nila sa akin na vessel..
pati tuloy pakikisalamuha ko sa ibang tao ngayon eh kailangan ko na ring gastusan... :(

at buong akala ko pa naman na mauuna akong mamatay, kesa sa mabubulok ang katawan ko... :(

pero wala na akong magagawa sa ngayon..
lahat ng sinusubukan kong gawin eh nadudurog lang kaagad sa mismong harapan ko..
para 'tong chess na inuunti-unti na akong mate-hin ng isang Rook at ng isang Queen sa isang side nung chess board..
panahon na lang ang binibilang..
i guess wala na talagang option, kundi hintayin yung tamang panahon na 'yun'...

haaay..
makasali na muna kaya sa sindikato..
pero anong klase..?
gusto ko nang maging masamang tao, para makabawi-bawi naman ako sa buhay...
feeling , punung-puno na yung utak ko lately ng mga negative thoughts...
>
it's either i'm really meant to have a bad FATE..
or i have a bad faith - faithless that is...

either way..
mukhang pinapakita lang nito sa lahat na talagang walang maaabot ang mga taong walang pinaniniwalaan..
haaay.....

mabuti pa yung mga relihiyosong terorista, parang okay lang sa kanya na gumagawa yung mga yun ng kaguluhan at pumapatay ng ibang tao as long as sinasamba naman siya ng mga ito.. XD
tapos yung magandang bansa ng Japan eh hinahayaan rin niyang masira lang ng mga delubyo..?
nasaan naman ang hustisya dun...??


i just hope na hindi naman magtagal yung mga pinagdadaanan ng vessel ko..
i'm hoping na mamamatay naman ako kaagad..
but for now, i need to try and live some more para sa taong yun...

naisip ko tuloy..
wala ba talagang mga successful na atheist sa mundo..?
i Google-d, and there are results, though i didn't check them..
pero kung totoo man yung mga yun..
nakakainggit sila, dahil natakasan nila ang wrath of gods... :(
feeling , faithless...
>
na-release na rin yung slide images niya..
gorgeous & sexy but not very revealing, unlike the others..
how i wish she did something na nasa level ng ginawa ni Miss Al..
andamot ng isang yun, haha.. XD
i guess sa private photos siya babawi...

and since i'm badly missing her..
here's the plan..
i'm not walking this September (good thing naka-leave pa naman yung ka-combo niya na si Miss H)..
hindi pa ako nagkakaroon ng complete walk with her..
and i was terrible during our last meeting (dammit! paano ko nagawa yun to a woman of such calibre :( )..
i need to see her, & get a perfect walk with her..
bilang remembrance..
besides, they still have my souvenir VIP card..
also, i'd be able to meet 7 of them after that..
though kaya ko na sana na 9 ang i-meet sa kanila at that point, kung naging strict lang ako sa no repeat walk muna..
but still - that's already 8 of the prettiest girls in the industry...

so heto nga yung plano..
i'll see kung may mangyayari pa sa remaining days ng buwan na 'to..
i only have 8 days left for September..
i need 6 digits in order to live the way i want to..
or 5 digits to live some more...

kung wala talaga..
i'll wait hanggang sa 10th of October to make a decision..
pero kung wala pa rin talaga..
kakapalan ko na ulit yung mukha ko..
susubukan kong hiramin na muna ulit yung perang ibabalik ko na sana..
and hope na papanig ulit sa akin ang pagkakataon - kahit na sa huling beses na...

pero bago yun..
i'll need an accurate medical diagnosis...
feeling , 38 days left...
---o0o---


September 23, 2015...

almost 3 days of salicylic acid treatment..
5% solution..
ganun pala ang ginagawa nun, nilulusaw talaga yung balat at laman..
i just hope this works...
feeling , boy undesirable...
 >
[Public Interest]

ang laking tulong nga ng Goggle Map Street View para sa pag-travel..
lalo na kapag first time mo pa lang pupunta doon sa lugar..
at least may idea ka kung anong mismong itsura nung establishment na pupuntahan mo, yung itsura ng mga kalye na babagtasin mo, at kung anu-anong notable landmark yung pwede mong gawing palatandaan sa pagpunta mo doon...

sana lang hindi nila bawiin yung mga storage space na pinapagamit nila sa mga e-mail...
feeling , ayos!
>
here's a budget plan..
worth 200,000..
hindi pa kumpleto yung mga bagong data, kaya hindi pa masyadong accurate...

pan - 10,000
sub fund - 18,000


W 6 & 7:
Co - 7,000
C - 7,500
H - 7,500
acc - 1,800
t - 240
f - 1,000
--------------------
Total ~25,040

W 8 & 9:
Y - 4,000
C - 6,000
Jo - 4,500
acc - 1,800
t - 240
f - 1,000
--------------------
Total ~17,540

W 10 & 11:
Al - 7,000
C - 6,000
Co - 7,000
acc - 2,700
t - 300
f - 1,000
--------------------
Total ~24,000

W 12 & 13:
C - 20,000
Ab - 6,000
D - 6,000
acc - 2,700
t - 300
f - 1,000
--------------------
Total ~36,000

W Vacation:
C - 35,000
acc - 8,500
all - 5,000
--------------------
Total ~48,500

Final W:
C - 6,000
acc - 2,000
t - 300
f - 1,000
--------------------
Total ~9,300

Grand Total ~188,380
all - 11,620
feeling , 37 days left...
---o0o---


September 24, 2015...

mukhang i already made up my mind for the trick..
buwis karangalan na 'to..
para sa Best Walk Ever... <3

next week, kokonsulta na ako sa espesyalista.. :(
don't you get viral you motherf*cker...


shitty, salicylic acid!
i'm starting to feel the burning sensation..
eh kung ipaligo ko na kaya yun..?
para malusaw na ako nang buong-buo... XD

i only have 5 games left to play..
and 6 days left for September..
pero meron namang 31 days ang October..
October is still October, until it finally ends...
feeling , 36 days left...
---o0o---


September 25, 2015...

kailangan ko na rin siguro magpa-blood test for HIV and Hepatitis B..
saan kaya merong test center dito sa [Name of City]..?
at how much...??
feeling , ang hirap kapag hindi close sa biological family...
>
here are the requirements for the next experiment:
- 2 x Rogin-E
- 2 x Maxvit
- 2 x Honey Moon Tea
- 2 (boxes) x Okamoto 003
- Gatorade or Cobra
- Betadine Oral Gargle or Bactidol
- Chocolates for 3

feeling , i need to do my best this time...
>
nasiraan ng kable ng kuryente kanina (yung mismong sa bahay lang namin naka-connect :( ) kaya hindi nakapagtrabaho..
sana naman bumawi ang FATE sa ibang paraan...
feeling , 35 days left...
 

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